“Ugh, I have such a headache…” I would moan to a college roommate as I made my way to the center of the apartment…suddenly going from feeling disgusting to punch drunk giddy talking about our antics of the night…Who slept over? Who slept out? Who made a fool of themselves?… And then …the dreaded question…
“Did we get Papa’s last night?”
Oh no…
“How much pizza did I eat? ”
Three pieces…
“Oh shit, not again, oh and breadsticks too- damn, I am never drinking again!”
Yea, that was probably par for the course back in the day, and unfortunately through my wild twenties as well…
SO MUCH PIZZA
And a few sizes bigger in my jeans too…
I was young and free and reckless.
But then I moved on in life, finally got married, and then had children…thinking that it would be so much easier to stay healthy and eat better without so many late night food situations…
And then came the toddler years…
“Oh want to have a play date, we’ll do pizza.”
“Come on over, we’ll just get a pizza – so easy with the kids, right?”
“Ugh, I’ve had the crappiest day, I’m just ordering a pizza.”
” My child won’t eat anything but pizza so that’s what we’re having.”
” Oh, look, another invitation for a birthday party – pizza and cake.” ( Not calling anyone out on this one- my daughter is having a birthday party in a couple of weeks and that’s what we’re serving)
“Let’s go out – I guess we’ll just get pizza- at least everyone likes it.”
Aghhh…when will I ever get away from pizza?
Not to mention…
Goldfish, donuts, ice cream, cookies, and CUPCAKES:)
And my weak self control….sigh
please click – I haven’t posted in a while…and now I am no where to be seen on Top Mommy Blogs!
This is so funny and so true. I have a 5year old and 1 year old twins(who do not eat pizza yet, but I am pretty sure they will soon) all my 5 year old wants to eat is pizza, all I want to eat when I have a bad day is pizza. Birthday party there is pizza, and I do not complain because I love eating pizza. On that note I need to loose some weight.
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Ha ha! It’s so true! Pizza is everywhere ! So hard to lose weight with toddlers!
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I assume u had pizza last night😍👭
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